“The
Tour of Insanity”
Welcome on this wonderful day
To our home and family that’s quite insane
To bring you into this crazy loop
Let me try to introduce this group
We’ll start off with the father
Who we all love to bother
Obsessed with the neat
But wouldn’t miss a beat
To resort to violence
To teach you of silence
Next we have the mom
Who’s only blood related to some
But nevertheless
We all agree she’s the best
We wouldn’t know what to do
Without her to be the family’s glue
Introducing the boss of us kids
She makes her grand entrance with… baby bottle lids?
Remember she’s not just a sister and daughter
But now also a brand new mother
There’s now an addition to this lot
Poor thing doesn’t know what kinda mommy she’s got
There is another we all know
Just from his ever-present music and afro
Always willing to make someone laugh
The first to be down for a game of StarCraft
And though he couldn’t be with us today
Our love goes out to him anyway
The next one I’ll tell you all about
As soon as I can drag him out
He really is a cool guy
Creative, funny, and a little shy
And though he tends to be isolated
He knows where to find us whom are related
Stand back! Here comes The Head!
If you’re not careful, it’ll break your bed!
Wait a minute, what’re those sounds?
Oh, just The Head come to make your room its lounge
Despite his nature, much like a slug
He knows he is very well loved
That’s it now, you are finally free
From this tour of pure insanity
What’s that you ask, what about me?
I'm just the one who absolutely loves this family!
